Lana’s Paleo Cliche

Below is a super delicious recipe – living up to every paleo cliche ever. The only way it could get more cliche paleo…. is if it was doing burpees. This meal has got WAY too much bacon to be considered healthy… but fuck it. If you’re gonna eat paleo, sometimes a nice bacon splurge is just what you need.

I used some thick sliced nitrate free organic bacon and the meal turned out fucking slammmmiiinnn’ (also, stupidly easy and quick to cook)


  • 1/2 pound delicious bacon, cut into 1-2″ chunks
  • 1 small shallot
  • 1 “bunch” (… I don’t know what to call it… whatever you buy in the store… a head… about 4 cups chopped) of Kale
  • 1 sweet potato, pealed and sliced thin


Put the bacon and shallots in a caste iron skillet heated to medium-high. Cook for about 5 minutes until the bacon and shallots are beginning to brown. Lower the heat to medium, add the sweet potato slices to the skillet and continue to stir. Once the sweet potatoes start to soften (probably 5 or 10 minutes), add the kale and continue to cook until you think it’s done.

Eat it all because you’re a powerlifter and you can do shit like that 😉

…Then feel bad because you ate all your husbands good bacon and you didn’t even offer him any.

Sept 5, Food Log:


  • 3 eggs
  • butter
  • 1 giant tomato grown by my mother-in-law
  • espresso w/ cream


  • 6oz salmon filet
  • Garlicy brussel sprouts
  • mashed sweet potatoes


See above.

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